THE INTERNET TUTOR

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This week...

- Webmaster Tip: More Questions
- Surfin' the Web: Grocery Lists
- Software Spotlight: Futuris Imager
- The Oddball Wall: A Head Case
- Computer Tip: Clear Your Documents Menu

I was sitting here working on this ezine when our cat let out a howl like I've never heard. I thought it was in serious pain and ran up to see what was going on, not really knowing what to expect. The cat was at the window just making a hideous fuss. I grabbed the flashlight and went outside but couldn't see anything in the area the cat was concentrating on, but shined the light out toward the woods in the back and saw some eyes staring back at me.

I don't know what it was, but the cat sure didn't like it. It was enough to give me the willies! Right now as I write I'm debating whether or not I should get my gun out. Man, that was weird.

Are we having fun yet?

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WEBMASTER TIP - More Questions

Note: In code examples I add a period after each left arrow bracket so the code can be viewed in all email programs. If you copy and paste, be sure to remove the periods or it won't work.

Question 1: Someone told me I should I end my URLs with a slash. Is this true?

Simon Says: Doing so will probably slow down the load time a little. A
URL like this:

</a href="http://www.domain.com/pictures/">Link Text<./a>

..indicates "pictures" is a directory, so the browser will look for an index page. If there is no index page, most of the time the browser will return a directory listing, which is a list of all the files in the directory.

It's smart to include an index page in all your directories to prevent others from typing the URL to a folder and ending it with a slash so they can snoop at what you have there.

Only when a link is to the top level of a domain is it really safe to end the URL with a slash. It isn't necessary then though, as servers are configured to return a specific file when the link is to the top level domain, usually the index page.

Question 2: Why is my browser displaying code on my page?

Simon Says: There can be a few reasons. The first is that you may have an error in your code. If it displays correctly for a ways and then starts displaying code, check your source code just above the point where it starts showing up and work your way down.

If your page displays correctly in IE but not other browsers, then your web server may be sending the document with the MIME type "text/plain". Your web server may need to be configured to send that filename with the MIME type "text/html". Often, using the filename extension ".html" or ".htm" is all that is necessary.

Lastly, if you are viewing your HTML document on your local Windows file system, then your text editor may have added a ".txt" file extension automatically. Rename fit with a ".html" extension so that Windows will render it as an HTML
document.

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SURFIN' THE WEB - Grocery Lists

You think you have a weird hobby? This guy collects grocery lists he's found.

He put them online.

Really.

Strange, isn't it?

http://www.keaggy.com/grocerylists/

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SOFTWARE SPOTLIGHT - Futuris Imager

Futuris Imager is a fast and free image viewer for Windows. It supports more then 30 popular graphic formats, including PhotoCD.

Other features: print with preview, support for TWAIN- compatible scanners/cameras, file browser/manager, screen/window capture, wallpaper tools, image transformation filters, HEX viewer, advanced printing features
and more.

http://www.knives-out.org/imager/index.php

Note: I do not provide support for the software listed in this column. Contact the software vendor for support. Software featured here is software that I or my stooges have tried and found to it be useful.

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THE ODDBALL WALL - A Head Case

On this date in 1797, John Etherington of London wore the first ever top hat. After the rabbit went do-do on his head, he said, "hey, let's see what your readers know about things worn on the head."

"Okay," I said.

1) What television show featured the "conehead" characters?
a. Max Headroom b. Saturday Night Live c. Laugh In

2) Who would be most likely to wear a 10-gallon hat?
a. an Eskimo b. a water department worker c. a cowboy

3) Who said, "A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." (You didn't think they'd all be easy did you?)
a. P. J. O'Rourke b. Kathryn Hepburn c. Sir Walter Raleigh

4) Who would be most likely to wear a tiara?
a. a princess b. a sound technician c. a bandit

5) What's another name for a derby style hat?
a. britonnia b. racer's bonnet c. bowler

6) In The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, what color is the hat worn by the cat?
a. green b. red and yellow c. red and white

7) What is a Panama hat made from?
a. Panama felt b. Panama straw c. doesn't matter, Panama refers to the style not the material

8) What style of hat did Harrison Ford wear in Indiana Jones?
a. Ramsford Outback b. Fedora c. Stetson Diamond Jim

9) What is a peruke?
a. men's wig b. woman's bonnet c. Native American head-band

Answers below, here's the scoring:

9 correct: You deserve a pat on the head. Pat, pat, pat.
5-8 correct: Good head on your shoulders, where'd your neck go?
1-4 correct: Study up on jobbernowls for next week.
0 correct: Is there anybody in there?

Answers:

1) b. Saturday Night Live
2) c. a cowboy
3) a. P. J. O'Rourke
4) a. a princess
5) c. bowler
6) c. red and white
7) b. Panama straw
8) b. Fedora
9) a. men's wig

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COMPUTER TIPS - Clear Your Documents Menu

On the Start button menu is a listing for Documents, which is a list of the most recent files you've opened. Sometimes you may have a need to clear your Documents menu, for example, you might be working on a love letter to your wife but don't want her to discover it before it's finished.

To clear the Document listings:

1) Right-click a blank spot on your Taskbar.
2) Select Properties from the context menu.
3) Click the Start Menu Programs tab.
4) Click the Clear button.

There, your secret's safe with me!

Disclaimer: Advice in this column is presented as informational and is true to the best of my knowledge. Any decisions to follow this advice is your responsibility. Your computer, your choice.

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Until next week, remember the words of my cousin Dennis Gaskill: Living in the past is to back up to the future, and you can't see where you're going that way.

Have a superdydooper day, Simon

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